This is maybe the funniest thing I've ever seen. The lady is unreal, and what you're doing while she takes these exhausting pauses is just hilarious. The combination is classic.
Adam said:
Perfect. That was definitely worth the wait. Thank you for making me laugh once again! Now I have to go get rid of my Monkey Mind.
Dude. You are on fire and your art is a red hot ember, whatever. This one is interesting though, because I love the witch more than I love the Holden. The witch has defeated you, my bold new dog, and it shows. Dag, that's gotta' hurt, neezie.
Wonder what she's like when she has her melt downs. I can tell she's unstable.
THANKS
bea said:
im in love with you john. really. you possess all the demented, charmingly perverted, emotionally (and most likely financially) unstable qualities i seek out in men. how attractive.
Graham said:
This video scares me. I want to believe what the lady is saying. I don't want to live like a monkey, constantly distracted and scared by stuff like the horrible flying imp.
Something about her voice, it sounds like a bell ringing. It sounds lovely. But what she is saying is not true. She just wants you to enrol in her brain washing cult and take your money.
Anonymous said:
oh hell. Good luck with the suit! also, maybe try the comics legal defense fund!
Hey! That's my video!
I’m a little surprised, but I did laugh at it myself. You really did display my point pretty well, my friend! I’m honored you picked my vid to participate as the monkey! (just teasing, you’re a cute monkey)
I also just found out I was supposed to sue you a few days ago! Wow. Not quite sure how that happened. I have no problem with you, dude! I personally think you and your evil butterfly are pretty funny!
Carry on!
fjell_strom said:
This is truly one of the all time classics.
"I want to be in the still space!
But I can't!!!!"
Frankie said:
You made an effort to be funny. That is nice of you. But, to be honest, you could just as well have saved yourself the trouble. Because I couldn't help focussing on Christine. What she has to say is so interesting to me, that your comments and the butterfly were hardly noticed. They were not even slightly disturbing. They were... sort of nothing. I'm sorry... So: nice try, but wasted wannabefunny-energy on this particular viewer. And now I will go looking for some really funny videos. Greetings from the Netherlands.
Dawn said:
I like Christine. I think that her videos are on target and great.
Okay, I admit to laughing at your spoof. It was funny on the one hand. However, on the other hand, the message Christine is trying to get across in her message, isn't something to be made fun of. It's an important message and completely agree w/ it.
As for the comment on here about her "brainwashing cult," I take real offense to that comment and want to respond to that myself. Metaphysics has been around for a long long time and Christine has the most realistic and non-extreme viewpoint on many metaphysical topics that I've ever come across. The university does not ask anyone to believe any certain way. So, how could it be brainwashing? The courses are very objective and put together well, and interesting.
So, have fun w/ the spoof, if that is your thing. I admit it was funny. However, the comments personally coming against Christine are only opinions formed after watching a 5 minute video. She's been called unstable, brainwashing and just trying to get money for her university, etc. The ones making these comments don't know her. Did you realize her university is a NON-profit? How can one ascertain unstableness from a 5 minute video? She is very grounded and very stable. Whereas I'm not trying to make anyone agree w/ metaphysical concepts if that is not your thing. However, live and let live.
Best wishes.
Dawn
Zoran said:
Great Video
I know her.
She is unstable
Like someone said before watch for the meltdown.
This university has to be a phony
Zoran
Tom said:
Zoran must not know her very well then, because I have seen her exhibit immense patience with people like this guy, and many other people who are rude, inconsiderate or complete idiots. She has shown unconditional love to people who don't deserve it beyond anything I could have ever imagined anyone could. Never have I seen her have an emotional meltdown, even though I have seen many situations where a normal person would have. She has the patience of a saint.
You obviously don't know her at all if you even say something so opposite as what you said. What, did you not get your way with her or something? Is your ego injured?
Debora said:
i always said certain cultures have a sense of humor that is just not funny. anything that cannot be understood beyond the 5 senses are up for laughs and it is just SO NOT FUNNY. do you laugh because you DO NOT UNDERSTAND the message? does it FRIGHTEN you because you DO NOT have the DISIPLINE to control you MONKEY MIND? AMERICA is reaping HAVOC on this PLANET because its citizens find it funny that it cannot control its MIND!!!! always wanting, wanting, wanting at other peoples expense. STOP LAUGHING AND CONTROL YOUSELVES. LISTEN AND LEARN.
Anonymous said:
LOUD NOISES!!!!
Dan said:
Why not come out and actually contribute something and perhaps learn. You remind me of the kids laughing at the teacher in the back of the class because they were too afraid to participate. loud noises and distraction from the class clown. I am not too impressed
Yudhisthira said:
You, my friends, are the archetypal *losers*, unfortunately. You make fun of those who have dared seeing themselves as luminous beings because... you cannot... YET.
Small people.
Mark A said:
best laff i've had all year. it was like the time me and my brother tried to stuff peas up our noses and shoot them out at each other. it sure enlightened my day. thx!!
Adam Wagner said:
GODDAMNIT that bitch had it taken down after John left youtube. What a fucking coward.
Anonymous said:
Reload the video. Damn.
Sue Forsdyke said:
i love watching christine's satangs, there
is a lot of truth in her words, but, the
guy taking the 'mick' was totally hilarious. Humour is a great medicine, (as
is christine breese) It's good to be able to laugh at ourselves. Lighten up!!
This is maybe the funniest thing I've ever seen. The lady is unreal, and what you're doing while she takes these exhausting pauses is just hilarious. The combination is classic.
Perfect. That was definitely worth the wait. Thank you for making me laugh once again! Now I have to go get rid of my Monkey Mind.
Dude this was hilarious. Keep em coming.
Dude. You are on fire and your art is a red hot ember, whatever. This one is interesting though, because I love the witch more than I love the Holden. The witch has defeated you, my bold new dog, and it shows. Dag, that's gotta' hurt, neezie.
I can't expect you to love me more than your mom.
Happy birthday today!!!!!!
I just discovered your videos on Youtube and I felt in love with them.
Though this one is the funniest I've seen.
Keep up the good work ! I love your stories and how you play in front of the camera.
Wonder what she's like when she has her melt downs. I can tell she's unstable.
THANKS
im in love with you john. really. you possess all the demented, charmingly perverted, emotionally (and most likely financially) unstable qualities i seek out in men. how attractive.
This video scares me. I want to believe what the lady is saying. I don't want to live like a monkey, constantly distracted and scared by stuff like the horrible flying imp.
Something about her voice, it sounds like a bell ringing. It sounds lovely. But what she is saying is not true. She just wants you to enrol in her brain washing cult and take your money.
oh hell. Good luck with the suit! also, maybe try the comics legal defense fund!
stick it to the goddess!
Christine Breese here…
Hey! That's my video!
I’m a little surprised, but I did laugh at it myself. You really did display my point pretty well, my friend! I’m honored you picked my vid to participate as the monkey! (just teasing, you’re a cute monkey)
I also just found out I was supposed to sue you a few days ago! Wow. Not quite sure how that happened. I have no problem with you, dude! I personally think you and your evil butterfly are pretty funny!
Carry on!
This is truly one of the all time classics.
"I want to be in the still space!
But I can't!!!!"
You made an effort to be funny. That is nice of you. But, to be honest, you could just as well have saved yourself the trouble. Because I couldn't help focussing on Christine. What she has to say is so interesting to me, that your comments and the butterfly were hardly noticed. They were not even slightly disturbing. They were... sort of nothing. I'm sorry... So: nice try, but wasted wannabefunny-energy on this particular viewer. And now I will go looking for some really funny videos. Greetings from the Netherlands.
I like Christine. I think that her videos are on target and great.
Okay, I admit to laughing at your spoof. It was funny on the one hand. However, on the other hand, the message Christine is trying to get across in her message, isn't something to be made fun of. It's an important message and completely agree w/ it.
As for the comment on here about her "brainwashing cult," I take real offense to that comment and want to respond to that myself. Metaphysics has been around for a long long time and Christine has the most realistic and non-extreme viewpoint on many metaphysical topics that I've ever come across. The university does not ask anyone to believe any certain way. So, how could it be brainwashing? The courses are very objective and put together well, and interesting.
So, have fun w/ the spoof, if that is your thing. I admit it was funny. However, the comments personally coming against Christine are only opinions formed after watching a 5 minute video. She's been called unstable, brainwashing and just trying to get money for her university, etc. The ones making these comments don't know her. Did you realize her university is a NON-profit? How can one ascertain unstableness from a 5 minute video? She is very grounded and very stable. Whereas I'm not trying to make anyone agree w/ metaphysical concepts if that is not your thing. However, live and let live.
Best wishes.
Dawn
Great Video
I know her.
She is unstable
Like someone said before watch for the meltdown.
This university has to be a phony
Zoran
Zoran must not know her very well then, because I have seen her exhibit immense patience with people like this guy, and many other people who are rude, inconsiderate or complete idiots. She has shown unconditional love to people who don't deserve it beyond anything I could have ever imagined anyone could. Never have I seen her have an emotional meltdown, even though I have seen many situations where a normal person would have. She has the patience of a saint.
You obviously don't know her at all if you even say something so opposite as what you said. What, did you not get your way with her or something? Is your ego injured?
i always said certain cultures have a sense of humor that is just not funny. anything that cannot be understood beyond the 5 senses are up for laughs and it is just SO NOT FUNNY. do you laugh because you DO NOT UNDERSTAND the message? does it FRIGHTEN you because you DO NOT have the DISIPLINE to control you MONKEY MIND? AMERICA is reaping HAVOC on this PLANET because its citizens find it funny that it cannot control its MIND!!!! always wanting, wanting, wanting at other peoples expense. STOP LAUGHING AND CONTROL YOUSELVES. LISTEN AND LEARN.
LOUD NOISES!!!!
Why not come out and actually contribute something and perhaps learn. You remind me of the kids laughing at the teacher in the back of the class because they were too afraid to participate. loud noises and distraction from the class clown. I am not too impressed
You, my friends, are the archetypal *losers*, unfortunately. You make fun of those who have dared seeing themselves as luminous beings because... you cannot... YET.
Small people.
best laff i've had all year. it was like the time me and my brother tried to stuff peas up our noses and shoot them out at each other. it sure enlightened my day. thx!!
GODDAMNIT that bitch had it taken down after John left youtube. What a fucking coward.
Reload the video. Damn.
i love watching christine's satangs, there
is a lot of truth in her words, but, the
guy taking the 'mick' was totally hilarious. Humour is a great medicine, (as
is christine breese) It's good to be able to laugh at ourselves. Lighten up!!
All these years later and I'm just now watching this...but guess what; it's still funny! :D