Episode 5: What Does God Have to Do With It?

What, do you perform every other night? Well done. Variations on a theme.

When I make love
it feels like my
dog is in the room.

Good for him, we heard you performed in New Orleans last week too, any footage?

I had a great time in New Olreans. 20,000 librarians were in town for the national library convention. The French Quarter was filled with saggy-assed nerds. But I resisted the urge to pull out the camera. I was on vacation. Sorry. And besides, the camera misses everything. The best shit always happens when it's off. Like at the above Karaoke night at the Brew House. The waitress came up to me, very concerned, and asked if I was talking about killing people. Cause if I was talking about killing people I'd have to knock it off.

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How does one navigate the body to Andervald for the issue release?

16 n 2nd ave e

You're coming into Duluth, north on I-35.
Get off on the Superior St. exit.
Go down Superior St. for about eight blocks.
Take a left at the Casino (2nd Ave E)
It's halfway up the block on the right side, next to the alley.
If you end up at a place called the Cozy, you've gone too far.

John, you are a talented comedian. You should give poetry a try sometime.

Every time I'm doing it
It feels like the Devil is in the room
Jerking off and watching us
And laughing when a fart noise comes out of her Vagina.

Oh wait.
That was me...

Keep up the great work on your blog. Best wishes WaltDe

Fantastic stuff, John. I keep trying to imagine a television show featuring you and your greatness. What kind of format could win over the public at large? Definately one of the segments, if there were many in the show, would have to be beige-wall monologues. If you have a legacy already, it is comprised of your honesty in front of the beige wall.

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wow i wish you had alot more recent stuff i don't know what is going on with you lately i hope you are ok. But i really enjoy your creativity.